This page contains all unused dialogues for Cornelius Noakes.
Datamined/Unused dialogues[]
Player Interaction[]
| Not Enough Player Level
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| Why don't you take her around the block a couple times before you start tinkering?
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| You're gonna want to get a little more practice with that Toaster before we can upgrade it.
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| Not so fast. It's an Experimental Special Operations Platform. You're gonna wanna make sure you can use it before you start making changes.
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| Nah, man. You need to know what you're doing before we start making upgrades.
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| Player Returning
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| You're back.
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| Hello again.
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| Hey. ( 2 )
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| You getting lonely or something?
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| Just can't get enough of you.
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| Back again.
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| Idle
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There you go, Tango. Glad you're here, bud....
Getting a little patchy there, old man. Gotta take that vitamin D...
You been kinda quiet there Tango. Everything all right? ...Not good to keep things bottled up. One of these days...
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| That oughta hold it 'til the actual part comes in.
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| ...you just cannot bust these sons of bitches.
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| ...damn waste is all it is. Sure ain't nothing new.
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| Whoah. Whoah there. Ain't quite sure that was asprin.
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| God that burns.
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God damn, son. Get a... Get a hold of yourself. Just. Sad dreams.
I'm alright.
Ain't even cold.
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| Cecil... got your letter... sports section. Sunday. Damn. ...you're right, but... if it wasn't...for... dreams. ...Picture. ...Red dress. Or... Shit.
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This shit's from four years ago. God damn it.
Man. You can try, but you better watch your ass.
White man in China. Shit.
Al Rosen. My man.
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| Mmm. That's good.
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| Don't give up, Tango.
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| (Hum the tune to "Trail of the Lonesome Pine.") ( 2 )
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| You still with me? ( 2 )
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| Oh man, I hate it when they nod off.
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| This is getting kinda creepy, bud.
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| Where'd you go?
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| Got that thousand yard stare. Poor bastard.
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| Yeah, I'd be fucked up too if I'd seen the shit you've seen.
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| What are you doing?
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| Hey, take it easy there.
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| Slow your roll out there, bud.
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| Woah, you've been messing around with them uppers.
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| Hey, I'm kinda in the delicate state here. Come on, take it easy.
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| He's back, huh?
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| Exiting Workshop
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| Guess you got someplace to be.
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| Good luck.
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| Well, if you act like a yard dog, you're gonna get beaten like a yard dog.
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| Welp, I was just trying to help.
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| Hmm... ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 )
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| Guess I just missed it, huh?
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Rigs[]
| Amp
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| The engineer mode is on the fucking people up and of the toaster's tricks. Lets you plant amps that work like landmines, uses a high frequency signal to stun your enemies. Ain't shit in those trials funny but if something was, this gets pretty close.
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| Chemical
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| Chemist mode lets you plant mines and sprays ex-pop with some god awful concoction somewhere between sterno hornet venom and the ugliest methamphetamines nazi mines could engineer. Pisses them off bad, turns them all each other even. Ain't real pretty.
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| Pharmceutical
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| Mending modes for the, kinder and gentler souls in the trials. Wanting to provide medical cares for themselves and others. I guess the only question is whether stretching out somebody's life here, really is a kindness.
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| Surveillance
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| Surveillance mode uses radiation to let you see things you usually would. At least radiation is the nearest I could figure to how it works. Though that would rely on Murkoff pumping ex-pop and you guys, full of isotopes to light up in you were, which I guess I wouldn't put past it.
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| Amp Upgrades
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| That oughta do some damage.
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| That'll fuck up some of my jobs.
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| Try not to bump into anything with that.
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| That should be safe. Yeah.
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| Game on.
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| Don't point that on anybody you love.
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| Chemical Upgrades
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| That's gonna piss some folks off.
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| That's gonna cause some trouble.
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| Wouldn't mind seeing that work.
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| Sure. Let's give vile psychotics experimental methamphetamines, why not?
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| Now, it's a party.
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| Guess that'll do to the mess gets you.
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| Pharmaceutical Upgrades
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| That should help fix you up.
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| That oughta be your comfort.
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| I don't know if that'll stop the bleeding but it'll keep you going.
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| Little first aid for your first aid.
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| Make sure you sure that.
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| Your friends are gonna appreciate that.
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| Surveillance Upgrades
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| You let a doctor know if you start seeing anything weird.
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| Man, I wouldn't want chemicals in my eyes but, you know?
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| This science shit is crazy sometimes, huh?
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| Man. If I was in there, I'd be covering my eyes.
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| That oughta give you a jump hollum.
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| If your eyes start burning, try not to blink too much.
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| Extra Charge Upgrade
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| That should get ya an extra charge.
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| Don't get greedy now.
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| Just carry what you need.
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| Better to have it not needed, right?
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| Never heard anybody complaining about too much handle.
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| Can't have too much of a good thing?
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| Cooldown Upgrade
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| That'll get your toaster back up and humming a little faster.
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| Won't need so much cooldown now.
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| Wouldn't call it "quick", but it'll be quicker than you wait.
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| That should cut down your wait time.
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| That'll get you back up and running.
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| Oughta cooldown a little faster now.
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| Duration Upgrade
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| That'll last longer now. Something I think we all inspire to.
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| Getting a little more bang for your buck.
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| In fact, it'll last longer before it runs out.
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| You should be able to let that ride off a couple more seconds now.
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| That'll buy you a few more seconds. Hope it's enough.
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| Get you a little more juice in there.
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| Radius Upgrade
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| That'll give you a bigger radius when the thing blows.
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| The do-hicky will throw a little further now.
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| Adds a little more cake to the charge.
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| Up the accelerate there should give you a wider blast.
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| That'll buy you some interest.
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| Now you can make a proper mess.
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