Idle Grunts/Dialogues

This page contains all dialogues for the Idle Grunts.

Patrolling Male Grunts	Patrolling Female Grunts	Idle Grunts	Datamined / Unused

Mansion[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
When they let me go, I'll be powerful. Sovereign.
I'll be a dragon, born again.
I'll think about the airplane crashing and it'll just fall from the sky.
They'll lust for me.
I'm going to be so much better.
The world doesn't make me, I make the world.
Reagent nearby
You can't see me. I'm broken glass.
I'm outside your eyes, shitbird.
Where I am, I don't even see you any more.
You want me but you can't have me.
Do I arouse you?
I know you think I'm beautiful.
Attack
You can't be me!
You're nothing!
Disgusting! ( 2 )
...I'm the child. ( 2 )
Scum.
You can't have me. ( 2 )

Grunt 2[]

Idle
I don't remember... But I'm not ashamed.
This... This isn't me. I wasn't nobody's lover...
I never even kissed her.
I could have. I... I, I... I know she wanted me to.
I remember it b b-b-b-b-but it didn't happen.
Sometimes there's dreams. Wet... And you.. And you... ( 2 )
Reagent nearby
I don't think anybody ever loved you.
Creep.
What are you, some kind of peeper? You get off on this?
Why don't you leave those lovebirds alone?
If there's one thing I can't fucking stand it's a creepy fucking peepy.
You want it too, don't you?
Attack
There you go.
....filthy.
...nobody!
Pig.
That's what you fucking get!
...wouldn't understand. It's love.

Grunt 3[]

Idle
Please. I just want to go home.
This isn't my home. It isn't.
I don't want to change.
Said I'd get a second chance.
They took away my wedding ring. They can't just... I mean...
I want my things back. I want my life back.

Grunt 4[]

Idle
Would you shut up? They're watching.
It's not a prison. It's a... a brain school.
The scientists want you to behave.
If you make the whitecoats unhappy they hurt you.
Doctor... Motherfucking... Frankenstein.
Rewire your head. Make you somebody new. Somebody better and much, much worse.

Police Station[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
You wouldn't confess it if it wasn't true.
I been... rehabilitated. I'm still sorry. I'm so sorry.
He knows where you are. He knows what you're doing.
You're bad. You're so bad and you know you got it coming.
The punishments will fit the crimes.
He knows what you been doing. You got it coming. You all got it coming.
Reagent nearby
When you're bad he hurts you good.
I'm on my best behavior. P's and... and Q's. ( 2 )
You tryin' to make me a accessory? ( 2 )
I can't be seen with you. Fuck off.
You're going to jail, mister.
I'm trying to be good. Coyle? I'm being good, I promise.
Attack
I ain't with you! The fuck away from me.
Don't you make me do it!
Criminal fuck!
I'm good! You see me. You know.
...just be good. It's all you have to do. ( 2 )
He's watching! He's always watching. ( 2 )

Grunt 2[]

Idle
God can't help you, not in his house. ( 2 )
Crispy on the inside, pink on the out. Commie fuck pig. ( 2 ) ( 3 )
Obedience. Obedience breaks chains. ( 2 )
Thin. Blue. Line. There's order and there's chaos and in between... ( 2 )
Punishment or chaos. No third way. ( 2 )
Reagent nearby
Get those lying eyes off me, fucko. ( 2 )
I'll hurt you but Coyle... Hoo fucking boy. ( 2 )
You tresspassin' on me, you piddlin' shit? ( 2 )
Daddy's gonna fuck you dead. ( 2 )
You don't even know what hurt is. ( 2 )
Coyle's gonna make you squeal. ( 2 )
Attack
Fucking commie shit! ( 2 )
Fuck out of here! ( 2 )
YOUR FAULT. ( 2 )
WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK? ( 2 )
OVER HERE, COYLE. I'm... I'm a concerned citizen. ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) ( 5 )
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BEHAVE?! ( 2 )
DIE, JUST DIE!

Grunt 3[]

Idle
They keep killing them. Innocent men. They just... ( 2 ) ( 3 )
I'm not looking at you. I won't tell.
Murkoff's willing executioners. Cowards.
Whose side are you on?
I thought they'd let me out someday, too.
I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna... God.
Reagent nearby
It's gonna be you in that chair someday.
You don't want to fuckin do that, buddy.
The fuck is wrong with you?
I seen you before, haven't I?
A long leash and a pat on the head. Still a fucking dog.
Look at you.
Attack
Running dog fuck!
BITCH
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
FUCKING COWARD!
YOU HELPED. YOU FUCKING HELPED.

Grunt 4[]

Idle
You're about to meet the man, aren't you?
Easterman keeps making Coyle worse. Bit by bit. A little more meanness every day.
You're gonna see what kind of justice happens in the dark.
Seargeant Coyle's waiting on you.
Coyle's got his laws and Murkoff's got their laws and ain't none of them gonna help you none.
Coyle's the wolf. Keep all you little sheep on the path.
You gonna go meet Sergeant Coyle and you gonna come back different.
Changed Mister Police Man. Made him different.
Why would you be here if you didn't want to change?
Coyle likes it dark. In the dark he can make his own fun.
Fuck around in the basement, ladies, and you're gonna find out.
Go down in the dark. See what the law looks like.
Reagent nearby
They're gonna put you in that chair someday.
Watch it, slick.
The fuck is wrong with you?
You don't even know what they're doing to you, do you?
Long leash and a pat on the head. Obedient bitches.
Look at you. Not who you were yesterday, are you?

Prisoners[]

Idle
Art therapy. I'm rehabilitating. I'm gonna be so good.
Everybody's gonna know... and when they do...
Happy little trees... Happy little fruits... Happy little harvest..."
A straight line. Perfectly... fucking... straight...
(incoherent mumbling)
(Humming) It's good in here. (Humming))
I'm thinking of, have to more blood...No more, maybe, maybe more blood. More blood, more, more. A little more... I'm thinking too more. Please make me more red, more red, more red, me.
Um...It's good....Okay um, I'm.. It's good in here... It's good... It's good, it's good, it's good!
...'cause I'm bad. ...'cause I got it coming... and going. Hehe. I'm...
...god fucking dynamo. Plug me in. Watch me shine.
Law. Keeps the lights on. He said. Said he... Shining. Fucking beacon of justice. Fucky fucky fuck fuck.
Right up my ass. Liberty's torch. I am the light. I am the way. Way up my ass...
I... I can't help it. If they don't give us a place to relieve ourselves then what are we supposed to do?
Sick...son of a bitch. That sick son of a bitch. Sizzled my god-damn kibbles. Just for... for doing what's natural. Ain't... I...
Just... just don't get excited. It don't itch. It don't.. Oh God... It don't hardly itch at all...
..ain't nobody had this coming.
Lord. Ain't your fault. The law is the law is the law.... Oof.
Not my favorite but it hit the spot.
That’s done. Not my fault. A job's a... job. Jesus.
You have to learn. He said... To... Educate you...
Teach you to loiter. ...Teach you...
Said I had to. Coyle said... I been deputized. I'm sorry, but... the law's the law.
....Just get it done. Don't mean nothing... Jesus, help me... Just... Just close your eyes and think of... Donna... Lord God...

Orphanage[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
It's not a party. Don't go.
Mother knows best. Or. At least. Mother knows. ( 2 )
They're not children. They're not children.
Turn your empty child in when you're done, get your nickel back. Hehehe.
She'll learn you to hurt bad.
Motherless children have a hard time.
Doctors said this would be a chance at redemption. Redemption. Get me a nickel. S'all it is.
Make you think you're a child. That's Easterman's game. Big Mommy. Big Daddy. Do your chores. ( 2 )
They make you a baby then they can raise you into whatever they want.
They're not children, they're dolls. I'm not a child. I'm a... I'm... What's. Oh god damnit. What's my name?
I know who I am. I don't need redemption. I never, I never did nothing wrong anybody else would do. I was young. I didn't know any better.
Think they can make suffering and murder fun. Make it a party. Up is down, black is white. Two and two. You can teach a little child anything.
Reagent nearby
You need to grow up.
Don't you come near me. ( 2 )
I don't need a chaperone, Daddy.
Are you going to punish me?
What kind of party do you think this is?
Just a little closer.

Grunt 2[]

Idle
That's... that's five Jesus's this week. I mean... I mean... Jesus Christ.
What kills them is drowning. Lungs. Just fill up. Is that what Easterman wants us to learn? It's not the bleeding, it's your own breath. Man could survive it if he didn't insist on breathing.
I don't want nothing. You don't gotta worry about me. Stick your nose where it don't belong see if you don't end up nailed there. Not me. I'm following the program, Doc. Damn dootin'.
Why can't they just behave? They're not even... alive. I didn't mean that. I didn't say that, Mother. I'm being good.
You have to not believe in anything at all. Be pure... appetite. I'm having fun. I'm having so much fun.
Every party needs a pinata. A donkey. A mistletoe. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Reagent nearby
I don't believe in anything. You don't gotta push up on me.
You're drawing attention to me. I don't need that.
Back up. You're gonna make Easterman think I'm interesting.
I'm not your fucking pinata, mac.
Get away. You're gonna make Easterman or that Gooseberry bitch think I mean something.
I just want to be left alone.
Attack
Jesus, just leave me alone! ( 2 )
Get back!
I'm nothing!
I don't matter!
Fuck out of here!

Grunt 3[]

Idle
They all dance in time. All part of the program.
When this is over, everybody'll be dancing to Murkoff's tune.
You ever had a song you just couldn't get out of your head?
Been programming us poor apes with songs as longs as we've had ears. What a friend we got in Jesus. Oh say can you see.
Can't get it out of your head. Like a bad idea or a sore tooth.
Call it an ear worm. Digs its way in. Eats and wiggles around and multiplies...
...want us to all march in time. They sing jump and we jump.
You heard the new craze goin' round. Everybody's, everybody's doing the Murkoff.
Just worms its way into your head. I'm dancin', doc, I'm dancin'.
You find yourself movin' without even knowing it. Movin' to the music.
Can't get it out of my head I just can't get it out of my head I just can't...
What a friend we got in Jesus, all our sins and will to bear. What a privelege to surrender, everything to God in prayer...
Reagent nearby
You wasn't invited to the party.
You're killing the mood, shitheel. ( 2 )
You want me to help you hear the music?
Don't you touch that dial. ( 2 )
Don't you dare touch that motherfuckin' dial.
You tryin' to spoil our party?

Fun Park[]

Male Grunt[]

Idle
The children are okay. Leave the children alone. All you have to... just let them do what they want.
Mother knows best. Mother knows best. Mother knows... everything. Mother knows where the drill goes. Mother knows what bad babies get. Mother know best.
No more sweets for me. No ma'am. My teeth are clean as my consciounsess and that's why I'm always smiling like a... like a god damn idiot. I don't need sugar to be sweet.
Hy-geine. Hi-jinx. Jinx. Jinx. Jinx....
I don't stay out. Not late, I don't care to go. Home home home about eight. Me and the, the, the radio. Ain't misbehavin'. Ain't misbehavin. Ain't misbehavin'. I'm savin' my love. I am.
Mother, mother, mother. Always mother. ( 2 )
You can jump their hoops, play Easterman's games, but that doesn't change who you really are.
Say "yes mother," say "yes doctor," but inside... I got my own mind.
Saluting the flag don't make you patriotic. Killing somebody don't make you a murderer. It's what's in your heart, that's what Jesus said.
I'm cooperating, see. Doctors? You see me? Mother Gooseberry likes me. I still got this smiling face on my face. ( 2 )
Dummies. Think they got in my head. Nothing wrong with me. I don't care what they whisper while I sleep. I got a... a... rich interior world.
Rat pulls the lever, rat gets the treat. Man's gotta eat. Don't make him a rat. My soul is my own concern.
Reagent nearby
I'm trying to stay clean here.
Mother's watching. Back off.
You tryin' to boss me, fuck-o?
You gonna jinx me?
Carefull...
I have to show them I won't obey. ( 2 )

Female Grunt[]

Idle
Fun, fun, fun. Nobody gets to be happy, but everybody gets to have fun.
Smile. You have to smile. That's why god gave you teeth. Aren't my teeth pretty? Couldn't you just fuck me senseless? I'm a god-loving barrel of monkeys.
I just can't stop laughing.
God gave you teeth for a reason. You have to smile. There were teeth in your head waiting for your teeth to fall out so you could smile with bigger teeth. Who says God doesn't love little children?
Even when my teeth are on the floor. I'll make a pale rainbow and mother will rub me and say I'm good.
I'm never bored. Because there's so much fun to be had. Me and my friends, we're so clean; we just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
Reagent nearby
You want to see what my teeth can do?
Don't you kill my good time.
You want to back up off me.
You're boring.
I'll make you pretty, too. ( 2 )
You're not smiling yet.

Courthouse[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
She has to pay for what she did to us.
It's hard but it's fair.
Truth and justice are the same thing. Always.
An eye for an eye for an eye.... ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 )
Coyle has it under control.
There has to be more punishment than crime. ( 2 )
Reagent nearby
Watch it.
You're gonna get in trouble if you're not careful.
You looking for trouble?
Watch your ass, pal. ( 2 )
Somebody's gonna hurt you.
Can I help you?

Grunt 2[]

Idle
She... she.... Did things to me...
Can't let it keep happening.
Somebody has to do something.
I just don't want to be scared any more.
They'll hurt her until she stops.
Torture. It was torture.
Reagent nearby
I never wanted it.
You can't take me back there.
I can't pay any more.
I don't want to look.
Don't you...
I thought it was a game.

Outside Library[]

Idle
Torture and pain and humiliation.
The threat of death isn't enough.
If you're not afraid of torture, then nobody can make you do anything.
How did it happen here?
It breaks open and you can smell it. Always been rotten.
Death would be... just fine.
Reagent nearby
We all get the same justice.
You judge this time?
We'll all be judged.
You want to know something about torture?
What do you know about torture?
You want me to make it stop?

Toy Factory[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
We have to protect the children.
Mama shouldn't do that, not in front of the kids.
Massage. Massage my ass.
I won't let you hurt the kids.
Just because it's fun doesn't make it right.
There's all kinds of screaming. ( 2 )
Reagent nearby
Back up, sick-o.
You got the wrong idea.
You keep those greasy mitts to yourself.
I won't let you hurt the kids.
Watch it, you fuck.
Back the fuck up.

Grunt 2[]

Idle
Momma is not gonna be happy about this no matter how it goes.
Burn it. Maybe. It's already burned into her brain.
You hate to see a cockroach and you hate to see it crushed.
She'll hate you for making it, she'll hate you for destroying it. You're fucked. Up and down.
If burning the evidence was enough, maybe none of us would be here.
Watch 'em burn... every pretty little dolly.
Reagent nearby
Not with me.
I don't want to be close when she finds you.
Too late for you already.
Fuck away from me.
Shit-for-brains.
...not your toy.

The Docks[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
They keep us from the good stuff. They're blocking the way with the oil tank. I'd only... I'd only want a little taste.
White bitch, White Horn. They got. They got it... blocked. The lab. Where they... where they make it. White horn's in the way.
Gotta keep the kids out of the cookie jar. You gotta get us in. Gotta clear the way. I swear to fucking god. That fucking oil tank.
I just want some fucking bug powder. Everything... They blocked it. They blocked the way. Everything hurts. Every thing fucking...
I'm sick. And they blocked the way. That fucking... White Horn. Can't get to my fucking medicine.
Just get it out the way. The tank. The... the... I'll do anything you want. Fucking anything. Just... get it out the way. ( 2 ) ( 3 )
Reagent nearby
I'm sick, get away from me.
Don't touch me! ( 2 )
Everything's... glass. ( 2 )
I can't. I just fucking can't.
I need my medicine. ( 2 )
Gotta kills the bugs.

Grunt 2[]

Idle
He's teething. It makes him cranky. ( 2 )
It's teeth. He fills the shells with teeth.
Don't wake him up. You never wake a sleeping baby.
Shhh... Shhh, please. Don't wake the baby.
Lupara. ( 2 )
If he can't get milk he'll take blood. ( 2 )
Reagent nearby
Just shut the fuck up.
He's ours now. ( 2 )
Shhhhh! ( 2 )
Don't!
You fucking hush.
QUIET! ( 2 )

Downtown[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
Hate to think what goes on behind closed doors in a town like this.
Pure Gommorah behind every door. ( 2 )
All a sore temptation. Think you could just get you a taste...
Ain't just a gangster and a pimp. Seen that man do things to dead bodies I won't ever forget.
Brothel in a church. Abbatoir in a daycare. Every house a god-damn lie.
How you supposed to trust a man, can't keep his pecker in his pants.
Reagent nearby
I don't need to know about it. ( 2 ) ( 3 )
Stay away from me. ( 2 )
Don't you pull me into this shit. ( 2 )
Back off. ( 2 )
Perverts. Every damn time. ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 )
The hell you want? ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 ) ( 5 )

Grunt 2[]

Idle
I've heard those girls'll do anything for money.
I'm still gonna vote for him. I mean, what are the options?
A good man should be happy with what he's got at home.
Just a man, after all.
Touch a man's bathin' suit area and all those moral principles just dribble away... ( 2 )
Guess all those laws are for somebody else.
Reagent nearby
Not from me, deviant.
Don't you touch me. ( 2 )
I know your kind.
You just keep moving. Sick. You're sick. ( 2 )
What do you think I am?
Perverts. Everywhere...

The Suburbs[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
I'm just a poor man trying to make a living. ( 2 )
I ain't been paid in... in oh god.
Rich man... eye of that needle.
Working poor.
What do they expect?
I don't mind workin'. ( 2 )
Reagent nearby
Scab.
Fuck you, boss.
You ain't the boss of me.
I'm working here.
Watch it, fink.
Fuck away from me.

Shopping Mall[]

Grunt 1[]

Idle
When prayers go up, blessings come down.
The money will flow down to us all.
I'm taking a Tripp to prosperity.
Send the money to the mountaintop. ( 2 )
Taxes are prayers for better government.
He's a man of the people. He's a straight shooter.
Reagent nearby
You're one of those anarchists I've heard about. ( 2 )
Always trying to tear a great man down.
Finally somebody we can believe in.
You can't stop the power of the people.
History's on our side.
Goddamn bum.

Grunt 2[]

Idle
A spider. I saw a spider the size of a horse.
She eats the eyes.
I saw him reach into his own neck, and she... she sounded like...
I'm no beast.
I think he was screwing her. I don't know how, but....
I don't know if those sounds were pain or... or very very happy sounds. Marital bed kind of sounds.
Reagent nearby
Just shut up.
You're going to get their attention.
I don't want any part of this incest murder bullshit.
Get away from me. ( 2 )
Deviant. ( 2 )
Don't you fucking dare. ( 2 )