This page contains all Mansion dialogues for Mother Gooseberry.
| Gameplay | Mansion | Orphanage | Fun Park | Toy Factory | Datamined / Unused |
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Mansion Dialogues[]
- (Humming in tune of 'Pop Goes The Weasel' song)
- "Two bits for the medicine And two bits for the treacle. That's the way the money comes. Pop! Goes the weasel. Old Nikita's terribly sick, and Chairman's got the measles. The kids came home with whooping cough, Pop! Goes the weasel. A penny for embalmer's thread. A penny for a needle. That's the way the money goes. Pop! Goes the weasel. All around the surgery bench, The monkeys chase the people. The monkeys thought 'twas all in fun, Pop! Goes the weasel."
- FRESH FISH! FRESH FISH. Poor fishy, I wish I could help but... From the size of this thing up my tokhes, I don't think we're alone. But that's nothing compared to what you're gonna get. The doctors gotta grind out all the sweet bits and rotten bits so's they can put in something better.
- ...willful and naughty. Look at this Baby! Look what happens when Baby listens to the voices on the radio and doesn't listen to Mother!
You gets the grease!
When Babies are bad, Mother gets disappointed.
And then Baby gets the drill! Oh boy, Phyllis. I think I made a mess.
You see what happens? When children try to grow up before their time.
Preventing Escape
- You think you're too good for mother?
- You don't leave home. This is your heart. I'll show your heart!
- Nobody leaves Mother!
- Get back in here!
- You wretched, uppity fetus!
- You're too delicate! You're too precious! You can't go!