| Dr. Futterman ad on TV and Intercom
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| If you're looking for something wholesome, look in some hole on your favorite Doctor Daddy Dentist Goose! Futterman's! For the kids!
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| Welcome to Duck Duck Goose, home of the talking, shaking, Dr. Futterman Fun Massage Goose that kids and moms both love to love!
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| Time for some all-ages fun with your favorite Doctor Daddy! 'Cause if Momma ain't having fun, ain't nobody having fun!
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| Who's the dental hygiene goose known all throughout the land, Doctor F U double-T E R Man!
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| Get yourself a Dr. Futterman fun massage doll! And while you're at it, pick up one for the kids! This goose has teeth! ( 2 )
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| You know it's a genuine Dr. Futterman Fun Massage Goose from the squeals of delight. Good fun for kids, great fun for mom! ( 2 )
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| Patrolling the Factory
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What are they doing to you, Daddy?
They're tarting me up like a two-dollar whore!
Not my Daddy. Not on my watch. ( 2 )
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Look at what they're doing to me, Phylis.
I can't look. It's obscene and arousing and just makes me so angry. ( 2 )
I’m gonna ignore parts of that.
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| My Daddy is a respectable Doctor Daddy, not some gutter filth slut.
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| They can't do this to my beautiful Daddy.
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| I don't want a sexy daddy. No! No, no, no! ( 2 )
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Jesus fucking Christ, Phylis, what are they trying to make me into?
I don't know, Daddy. It's very... confusing.
Then let's make some corpses. Corpses are real simple.
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| This is... this the bad kind of fun. ( 2 )
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| You fatherfuckers. ( 2 ) ( 3 )
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My beautiful beak! What are those window-licking chomos doing to my beautiful beak!
I'll stop them, Daddy. I swear...
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You can't let them do this, Phylis. Do you know what a cloaca is?
Is that in the Poconos?
You ignorant cow. A cloaca's the one hole a goose has gotta use for everything! Everything, Philys.I only got the one and I am not keen to get keestered in the cloaca.
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This is a show for children! ( 2 )
It's for the kids! ( 2 )
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They're gonna stuff me like a Christmas Goose, Phylis. ( 2 )
I don't want to see my Daddy get stuffed.
Cock is not stuffing. ( 2 )
Heavens, no.
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This is depraved, disgusting, immoral, and unsanitary. ( 2 )
We're gonna kill every one of these fucks.
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| They're making a dirty daddy. I don't want a dirty daddy. ( 2 )
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Do you see what they're doing to me? This is a fucking travesty.
I'll hurt them. I promise.
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This place is supposed to make joy for children. ( 2 )
We'll rip their spines out their assholes for this.
Good, clean, joy.
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This is all very confusing for me. ( 2 )
We'll kill them. We'll make it simple.
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| I don't like this. I don't like this at all. ( 2 )
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| Protecting The Deviant at the Incinerator
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| I'll kill you for what you did to my daddy! ( 2 )
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| Humiliate me? I'll fucking kill you!
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| What did you do to my daddy?
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| You don't take my daddy away from me!
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| Rotten! Filthy!
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| This show was for children! ( 2 )
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Just get me to them. I'll show these fucks my toy....
Kill them, Daddy!
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| You wanna get fucked by a goose?! Let's fucking go!
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You made Daddy so angry.
(Screaming) ( 2 ) ( 3 ) ( 4 )
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| You chomos want the grease, you'll get the grease...
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| Nobody fucks me. Nobody! ( 2 )
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| It was supposed to be for kids! ( 2 )
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Hurt them! Hurt them like they hurt me!
Yes, Daddy! Yes!
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| You'll pay for what you did.
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| I'll cook your fucking goose.
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| Show that filth to my daughter?! I'll murder you.
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| Act like that in front of my little girl? You perverted shits.
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Why would they do that? Daddy?
Look what you did! Look what you fucking did!
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